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gvcatullus asked: My wife and I were driving through North Carolina and got a speeding ticket that was clocked at 85 (bullshit) but because of that we need to show up or get a lawyer. We live in Brooklyn so have no idea how to go about this, do you know any lawyers that we could use? Happened in Smithfield. Thanks

I had a friend who once had the exact opposite happen. He lives in NC and got a 20+ mph speeding ticket in New York. He was supposed to go to court, but he replied with “Come down here and get me”. Nothing happened. That is not at all in any way legal advice.

thecupcakeslut:

sex-n-madness:

thecupcakeslut:

loverightfucktight:

definitely me.

Baby…?

Lol I wouldn’t hate doing the dishes so much if this happened

RIGHT?!

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21samuraimarketing asked: Where do I send my resume? Seriously, I need a job, I have lots of multi-media experience and I was just telling my wife that we need to move to Houston. my email, davidscottshetley at gmail com

Oh, I wish I had the money to hire anyone. A single person.

“50 Shades of Sasha Gray”, or how Ms. Gray got into porn

An interesting piece from Vice about how Sasha Gray got into the porn industry, and where she’s going from here.

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EvolvedSlackjaw, HDCase and Yenski at the Elephant and Castle in DC

Yenski and ChildofParadise hanging in DC

My dog, Vienna, looking unsure if it’s bedtime or not.

Took a trip back to my old home town yesterday, had lots of fun, rode a carousel, had a grape sno cone just like old times. I think now I want to be America’s premier sno cone photographer.

Photo of the day: My dog taking a shit in wet ivy

Just look at those colors!

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Starting yelling movie quotes into Siri and this was the first result. I think it’s hilarious that it’s actually phonetically correct, even if the words don’t actually make any sense. I’m gonna have to do more of these.

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Photo of the day: Cigarettes and hot sauce

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I know I hardly post on here, but this is exciting news… my sister just gave birth to a little baby boy named Oliver and god damn ain’t that a cute baby. I’m an uncle!

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If you watch one Duke Nukem review, it should probably be the Zero Punctuation review

So you may have noticed that Duke Nukem Forever hasn’t gotten very favorable reviews other than “Well thank god that’s done with”, but if you’re going to watch one Duke Nukem Forever review, it should be this one.

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CBZ eating Czech garlic soup

Been a while since I posted something over here, so here’s something.

So at work, we went out to lunch at this local Czech restaurant and I had the garlic soup as an appetizer, which was hands down the best soup I’ve ever eaten. It’s beef broth, lots of garlic, some sort of white cheese and a raw egg. My s”o”up face prompted a co-worker to film me eating, so I tried to discourage them from doing so in the future by making sweet, sweet oral loving to the soup.

yousic asked: I like your pictures of crabs smoking - i also have one and was wondering whether you wanted it?

Sure, I love smoking crabs. You can submit it via the submit link on IHC.

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