cranberryzero
cranberryzero
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Run. Or walk. Or don’t.
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Q: My wife and I were driving through North Carolina and got a speeding ticket that was clocked at 85 (bullshit) but because of that we need to show up or get a lawyer. We live in Brooklyn so have no idea how to go about this, do you know any lawyers that we could use? Happened in Smithfield. Thanks
Asked by gvcatullus
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thecupcakeslut:

sex-n-madness:

thecupcakeslut:

loverightfucktight:

definitely me.

Baby…?

Lol I wouldn’t hate doing the dishes so much if this happened

RIGHT?!
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Q: Where do I send my resume? Seriously, I need a job, I have lots of multi-media experience and I was just telling my wife that we need to move to Houston. my email, davidscottshetley at gmail com
Asked by 21samuraimarketing
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EvolvedSlackjaw, HDCase and Yenski at the Elephant and Castle in DC
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Yenski and ChildofParadise hanging in DC
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My dog, Vienna, looking unsure if it’s bedtime or not.
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Took a trip back to my old home town yesterday, had lots of fun, rode a carousel, had a grape sno cone just like old times. I think now I want to be America’s premier sno cone photographer.
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Photo of the day: My dog taking a shit in wet ivy
Just look at those colors!
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Starting yelling movie quotes into Siri and this was the first result. I think it’s hilarious that it’s actually phonetically correct, even if the words don’t actually make any sense. I’m gonna have to do more of these.
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Photo of the day: Cigarettes and hot sauce
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I know I hardly post on here, but this is exciting news… my sister just gave birth to a little baby boy named Oliver and god damn ain’t that a cute baby. I’m an uncle!
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