My wife and I were driving through North Carolina and got a speeding ticket that was clocked at 85 (bullshit) but because of that we need to show up or get a lawyer. We live in Brooklyn so have no idea how to go about this, do you know any lawyers that we could use? Happened in Smithfield. Thanks
I had a friend who once had the exact opposite happen. He lives in NC and got a 20+ mph speeding ticket in New York. He was supposed to go to court, but he replied with “Come down here and get me”. Nothing happened. That is not at all in any way legal advice.
I haven't posted in a long time, but I thought I might contribute something to the site. I have 3 pics that I recently took and hope that the folks at IHC can come up with some funny stuff or photoshop something with them. Do you know what email addy I can send them? Thanks
You can just submit them via the submit link via IHC, making it much less likely that I’ll forget to post them.
For the love of god, if you remember the girl that was in these pictures could you please upload them or send me a link.
That is the link that the pictures used to be on but they aren't visible anymore. Someone is trying to fuck with me and my friends on facebook using this girls picture. Any help would be appreciated! Thanks.
I looked around and that was from way back when we were on Wordpress and i thought I had the files around, but that was also way back when I was just starting and I was stupid and was deleting folders when they went up instead of keeping a local copy. Short answer is no, sadly.
did you find the Keys to the Helicopter?
i left them on the
on the Left side of the
of the Machine GUNN...
Next to the Toaster.
dont forget the TWINKIES.
Netherlands vs. Uruguay... hoping to see orange smite the fuck out of the suns
Netherlands vs. Uruguay. Please Netherlands, beat the holy immortal hell out of Uruguay. You saw what they did to Ghana and that was some serious bullshit.
FUCKING EAT IT URUGUAY.
Oh shit, Uruguay almost did the impossible and came back 2 goals down at the last minute. Final: 2-3 Holland. I’m still hoping for a Netherlands-Germany final so that I can use the “Netherlands and Germany fight over South Africa, not a repeat.” on Fark.
So I just got back from NYC last night, and I had originally planned on updating with a journal entry for each of the two days I was there plus the drive up there and back, but it ended up being such an insane whirlwind trip that I never got a chance to or I was just dead tired.
Check out this awesome criminal tool I invented when I was 8 years old
So the other day, I was walking the dog and I passed by this unoccupied house that I always pass by when I walk the dog and in one most of the windows there are old, abandoned knick-knacks and paintings and junk and I’ve always wondered what sort of cool stuff is in there that someone left.
And it reminded me of this thing I invented on paper when I was a kid, probably around 8 years old, before I realized that crime has real consequences and I’m too much of a wuss for prison.
Okay, I Admit It. The IPad Is A Hell Of A Lot Of Fun.
So when the iPad came out, I like many other naysayers enjoyed talking shit about the device. No multitasking, no USB port, no camera, no Flash etc. But, a friend of mine recently got an iPad 3G and decided to sell his Wi-Fi iPad for cheaper than one could get it in a store with tax etc and so I bit and bought it from him.
Weekend Trip To The Asian Market: A 6 Beverage Taste Test
So me and Delsyd made a trip to the BIG Asian market in the Cary, NC area today. I told my wife I would try to not buy as much candy this time, which I did, sort of. I did get 2 boxes of Pocky (chocolate cheesecake and chocolate cookie crumb… holy shit good), but I mainly just got beverages.
So today I had a wisdom tooth pulled, which is the first time I’ve had anything like that done. I guess it wasn’t too bad thanks to the wonders of Vicodin. This picture below was taken while I was waiting for the lidocaine to fully kick in. I honestly think I would have preferred to be gassed— just knock me the fuck out and wake me up when it’s done. Instead, even though I couldn’t feel anything, I could hear the took cracking and popping as they ripped it out of my skull and that was a little unnerving.
For lunch today? A KFC Double Down. God damn that was tasty.
So for lunch today, I had a craving to go down to the local KFC and try the famous Double Down. I didn’t take any pictures of the thing as so many people seem to be doing, but it pretty much looked like the above photo.
I don’t know about where you live, but here in Cary, NC, this spring so far has been a god damn pollen apocalypse. I normally don’t have any pollen allergies, but the last few days, my eyes have been watering and going outside is like going into a pollen dust storm.
Incorrect Apostrophe Use Spotted In The Wild At IHOP
Delsyd and I went to IHOP for lunch today, because IHOP is good for breakfast, lunch, dinner or any time in between… and on the way out, I noticed that on the second half of their “Kids Eat Free” window stick-ons, they’ve got some incorrect apostrophe use.
Why is this so fucking hard for some people? Apostrophe S is for possessive ONLY, not for plural. First fucking grade, remember?
Delsyd sent me these photos several days ago and I was waiting for him to do a journal post about it, but he never did so fuck it I’ll do it. He was on his lunch break and came across this car on fire on highway 147 in Durham, NC and took a couple pics with his phone. That looks nasty.
Me and my wife just got back from getting brand new tattoos at Blue Flame Tattoo in Raleigh. This was my second and her first. My first tattoo I got when I was 18 with the idea that over the next several years I would fill up both arms, but I’m 31 now and that hasn’t happened, so I figured that I’d better start.
This is the tattoo I got… it’s the black mage from the original Final Fantasy. I got the idea from some guy on Kotaku a couple years ago. For more tattoos on my right arm, I’d like to do a whole 8-bit collage as long as I don’t drive the tattoo artist crazy with pixels. This was taken when I got home, so the lighting isn’t all that great and the colors are much brighter for right now in real life. The tattoo is on my right forearm.