cranberryzero
cranberryzero
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Q: I like your pictures of crabs smoking - i also have one and was wondering whether you wanted it?
Asked by yousic
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Q: Greetings Cranberryzero,

I haven't posted in a long time, but I thought I might contribute something to the site. I have 3 pics that I recently took and hope that the folks at IHC can come up with some funny stuff or photoshop something with them. Do you know what email addy I can send them? Thanks
Asked by dznutz4u-deactivated20110203
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Q: then I was wondering if I ran an idea by you, and you had the time could you draw it up for me, I have no artistic ability so, I can't express what I have in my head on paper.
Asked by p-i-exp
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Q: For the love of god, if you remember the girl that was in these pictures could you please upload them or send me a link.

http://ihc.urbanfort.com/content/russian-amateur-way-too-hot-crappy-cameras-nsfw-daily-hotness

That is the link that the pictures used to be on but they aren't visible anymore. Someone is trying to fuck with me and my friends on facebook using this girls picture. Any help would be appreciated! Thanks.
Asked by alphaxray-deactivated20120424
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Q: I was wondering if you were the one who created that tattoo on the IHC website? I was the one who commented on your artistic views.
Asked by p-i-exp
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The only part of summer that I like are the wicked thunderstorms. Not my pic btw.
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Q: Hey
did you find the Keys to the Helicopter?

i left them on the
Kitchen Counter
on the Left side of the
of the Machine GUNN...

Next to the Toaster.

also
dont forget the TWINKIES.

p.s.
ME LLAMO
SURE SHOT!!
Asked by sureshot1978
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darkyoung:

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Dashing Prince (Katamari Damacy Shot)
Ingredients:(recipe makes 6 shots)1 oz Blue Curacao1/2 oz Grenadine2 oz Vodka2 oz Midori Melon Liqueur2 oz Pineapple juice1 oz Fresh lemon juice6 Maraschino cherries with stems 
Directions: Mix the Blue Curacao and grenadine and divide into the bottom of 6 shot glasses. Pour vodka, Midori, pineapple juice, and lemon juice in a shaker and shake to combine. Carefully layer the green on top of the purple, and garnish the edge of each shot glass with a maraschino cherry. 
To take the shot remove the cherry from the edge and down it, and then eat the cherry afterwards. The result is a shot that’s sweet, quirky, and even a little fruity that’s best enjoyed with all your friends, just like Katamari Damacy. 
Guaranteed not to roll up your insides once ingested!
(This shot is an ingenious idea and is the work of Mer M.  Thanks for the submission!)
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Just got back from watching Inception. Holy fuck. Watch this movie now. In a theater. Watch it twice. My review is forthcoming on IHC this weekend.
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Q: Do you... drive a Mazda?
Asked by priedthirdeye
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Huh.
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"cranberryzero is now playing Crackdown 2"
please hold my calls kthx.
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