cranberryzero

My wife and I were driving through North Carolina and got a speeding ticket that was clocked at 85 (bullshit) but because of that we need to show up or get a lawyer. We live in Brooklyn so have no idea how to go about this, do you know any lawyers that we could use? Happened in Smithfield. Thanks

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 21:38:41 -0400

I had a friend who once had the exact opposite happen. He lives in NC and got a 20+ mph speeding ticket in New York. He was supposed to go to court, but he replied with “Come down here and get me”. Nothing happened. That is not at all in any way legal advice.

thecupcakeslut: sex-n-madness: thecupcakeslut: loverightfuckti...

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 06:56:13 -0500

thecupcakeslut:

sex-n-madness:

thecupcakeslut:

loverightfucktight:

definitely me.

Baby…?

Lol I wouldn’t hate doing the dishes so much if this happened

RIGHT?!

Where do I send my resume? Seriously, I need a job, I have lots of multi-media experience and I was just telling my wife that we need to move to Houston. my email, davidscottshetley at gmail com

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 19:47:46 -0500

Oh, I wish I had the money to hire anyone. A single person.

“50 Shades of Sasha Gray”, or how Ms. Gray got into...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 11:57:18 -0400

“50 Shades of Sasha Gray”, or how Ms. Gray got into porn

An interesting piece from Vice about how Sasha Gray got into the porn industry, and where she’s going from here.

EvolvedSlackjaw, HDCase and Yenski at the Elephant and Castle in...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 17:33:33 -0400

EvolvedSlackjaw, HDCase and Yenski at the Elephant and Castle in DC

Yenski and ChildofParadise hanging in DC

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 17:30:21 -0400

Yenski and ChildofParadise hanging in DC

My dog, Vienna, looking unsure if it’s bedtime or not.

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 16:35:05 -0400

My dog, Vienna, looking unsure if it’s bedtime or not.

Took a trip back to my old home town yesterday, had lots of fun,...

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 02:46:21 -0400

Took a trip back to my old home town yesterday, had lots of fun, rode a carousel, had a grape sno cone just like old times. I think now I want to be America’s premier sno cone photographer.

Photo of the day: My dog taking a shit in wet ivy Just look at...

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:43:04 -0400

Photo of the day: My dog taking a shit in wet ivy

Just look at those colors!

Starting yelling movie quotes into Siri and this was the first...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:36:19 -0400

Starting yelling movie quotes into Siri and this was the first result. I think it’s hilarious that it’s actually phonetically correct, even if the words don’t actually make any sense. I’m gonna have to do more of these.

Photo of the day: Cigarettes and hot sauce

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 21:40:59 -0400

Photo of the day: Cigarettes and hot sauce

I know I hardly post on here, but this is exciting news…...

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 01:36:57 -0400

I know I hardly post on here, but this is exciting news… my sister just gave birth to a little baby boy named Oliver and god damn ain’t that a cute baby. I’m an uncle!

If you watch one Duke Nukem review, it should probably be the...

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:31:06 -0400

If you watch one Duke Nukem review, it should probably be the Zero Punctuation review

So you may have noticed that Duke Nukem Forever hasn’t gotten very favorable reviews other than “Well thank god that’s done with”, but if you’re going to watch one Duke Nukem Forever review, it should be this one.

CBZ eating Czech garlic soup Been a while since I posted...

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 23:10:03 -0400

CBZ eating Czech garlic soup

Been a while since I posted something over here, so here’s something.

So at work, we went out to lunch at this local Czech restaurant and I had the garlic soup as an appetizer, which was hands down the best soup I’ve ever eaten. It’s beef broth, lots of garlic, some sort of white cheese and a raw egg. My s”o”up face prompted a co-worker to film me eating, so I tried to discourage them from doing so in the future by making sweet, sweet oral loving to the soup.

I like your pictures of crabs smoking - i also have one and was wondering whether you wanted it?

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:49:24 -0400

Sure, I love smoking crabs. You can submit it via the submit link on IHC.

Greetings Cranberryzero,

I haven't posted in a long time, but I thought I might contribute something to the site. I have 3 pics that I recently took and hope that the folks at IHC can come up with some funny stuff or photoshop something with them. Do you know what email addy I can send them? Thanks

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:48:34 -0400

You can just submit them via the submit link via IHC, making it much less likely that I’ll forget to post them.

then I was wondering if I ran an idea by you, and you had the time could you draw it up for me, I have no artistic ability so, I can't express what I have in my head on paper.

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:46:41 -0400

I think so. I don’t have a whole lot of time lately, but i’ll try.

For the love of god, if you remember the girl that was in these pictures could you please upload them or send me a link.

http://ihc.urbanfort.com/content/russian-amateur-way-too-hot-crappy-cameras-nsfw-daily-hotness

That is the link that the pictures used to be on but they aren't visible anymore. Someone is trying to fuck with me and my friends on facebook using this girls picture. Any help would be appreciated! Thanks.

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:46:12 -0400

I looked around and that was from way back when we were on Wordpress and i thought I had the files around, but that was also way back when I was just starting and I was stupid and was deleting folders when they went up instead of keeping a local copy. Short answer is no, sadly.

I was wondering if you were the one who created that tattoo on the IHC website? I was the one who commented on your artistic views.

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 09:39:45 -0400

yup, that was me.

The only part of summer that I like are the wicked...

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 01:50:50 -0400

The only part of summer that I like are the wicked thunderstorms. Not my pic btw.

cranberryzero

My wife and I were driving through North Carolina and got a speeding ticket that was clocked at 85 (bullshit) but because of that we need to show up or get a lawyer. We live in Brooklyn so have no idea how to go about this, do you know any lawyers that we could use? Happened in Smithfield. Thanks

thecupcakeslut: sex-n-madness: thecupcakeslut: loverightfuckti...

Where do I send my resume? Seriously, I need a job, I have lots of multi-media experience and I was just telling my wife that we need to move to Houston. my email, davidscottshetley at gmail com

“50 Shades of Sasha Gray”, or how Ms. Gray got into...

EvolvedSlackjaw, HDCase and Yenski at the Elephant and Castle in...

Yenski and ChildofParadise hanging in DC

My dog, Vienna, looking unsure if it’s bedtime or not.

Took a trip back to my old home town yesterday, had lots of fun,...

Photo of the day: My dog taking a shit in wet ivy Just look at...

Starting yelling movie quotes into Siri and this was the first...

Photo of the day: Cigarettes and hot sauce

I know I hardly post on here, but this is exciting news…...

If you watch one Duke Nukem review, it should probably be the...

CBZ eating Czech garlic soup Been a while since I posted...

I like your pictures of crabs smoking - i also have one and was wondering whether you wanted it?

Greetings Cranberryzero, I haven't posted in a long time, but I thought I might contribute something to the site. I have 3 pics that I recently took and hope that the folks at IHC can come up with some funny stuff or photoshop something with them. Do you know what email addy I can send them? Thanks

then I was wondering if I ran an idea by you, and you had the time could you draw it up for me, I have no artistic ability so, I can't express what I have in my head on paper.

I was wondering if you were the one who created that tattoo on the IHC website? I was the one who commented on your artistic views.

The only part of summer that I like are the wicked...